Toddler Talk - Little Mister

While looking at the Riverwalk:

Little Mister: Are there sharks in there?

Me: No

Little Mister: What about crocodiles?

Me: Nope.

Little Mister: What about alligators? Or anything else that can chomp me?

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Little Mister: Jesus died on the cross. And then he came alive again. Now he lives in Heaven.

Me: Yes and where else does He live?

Little Mister: In my heart. (taping on his ribs) But my heart is closed, so why do the sing a song in church about opening your heart to Jesus? You can't open your heart. It's inside your body.

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After having a rough morning with a bad attitude:

Little Mister: Mom, I tied it together.

Me: What did you tie together?

Little Mister: My attitude. I tied it all together.

Me: You mean you pulled it together.

Little Mister: Yeah. I pulled it together.

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Little Mister: Today we made celery with peanut butter and raisins.

Me: Did you call it Ants on a Log?

Little Mister: No, I called it celery with peanut butter and raisins.

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'Your breath is stinky. It smells like Daisy's." Daisy is my brother's dog.

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Me: "We need to leave to go pick up your sister."

Little Mister: "I'll just stay here."

Me: "Bud, you can't stay. There is no one to watch you."

Little Mister: "It's okay. God can watch me."

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